OK, I have been searching online, haven't found this out, but I'm sure
it's really simple.

From reading online, as described above, it seems that I should be able
to have a floppy containing Lilo prepared to boot Linux or Windows (ME
in my case). My reasoning behind wanting this is I will be able to have
Windows load automatically, and I won't have to mess with boot
partitions, MBRs, and all other crap. I almost lost all my stuff once,
don't want to come close again.

Linux is already installed on other slave harddrive, Windows on master.
Just please let me have a disk that I can pop in whenever I want Linux.

The problem I've been having is that all directions for creating this
magical disk are done in Linux, which I currently do not understand or
have bootable. I would like to be able to make the disk in Windows.
Maybe a disk image could be sent to me, or something?

Aaron