begin quote: tsob wrote:
> On 30 Jun 2003 16:46:20 -0500, +Cibao+ <Cibao@softhome.net> wrote:
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>> You did a nice job preserving the stanza as well.
>> Well-done, all the way around. =)
>
> Thanks. It had been floating around in my head for a while, but after
> reading yours I decided to share.
>
> Any other Weird Al wanabes out there?
>
> tsob
>

(Originally posted 30 Dec, 2002 in NANAE)
"Don't Fear The Spammers" - Apologies to B.O.C.

All our mail is come
The filtering's done
Admins dont fear the spammers
Nor do BOFHen who like to cause pain, we can be like they are
Come on Lusers, don't fear the spammers
Come on write a LART... don't fear the spammers
Let's make Ralsky cry... don't fear the spammers
Don't just eat your spam...

Whitelisting's been done
MAPS was here and gone
We have SPEWS and Spamhaus
blackholes really work for me... Spews and spamhaus...
40,000 men and women everyday... Who wants a bigger penis...
40,000 men and women everyday... Refinance your mortgage
Another 40,000 coming everyday... Stomp them at the border...
Come on Lusers, don't fear the spammers
Come on write a LART... don't fear the spammers
Let's make Ralsky cry... don't fear the spammers
Don't just eat your spam...

Love of horses and nuns
To /dev/null they've gone
With the last rape of proxies
And it was clear it couldn't go on
The door was slammed and the reject appeared
The spammers screamed and disappeared
The abuse desk nuked and fined thier ass... saying no more spam
LART them baby... let's save our email
Now she's been clued in... chickenboners die.
Haberli and Betterly whine... she became like we are
Time to take a stand... clueful just like we are..
Come on baby don't fear the spammers.




--
This, my simpering little friend, is the fabled 'Broadsword of Duodenic
Clue Insertion.' Forged by the System Administrators of Hell, and
quenched in the blood of a thousand AOLers.
But you, my precious luser, can call it "Momma."