"Alkos" <azerty@nospam.org> wrote...
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>
> Very simple, there is an undocumented parameter
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> alter system set enable_coffee_machine=true;
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> which gives you access to the following views
> DBA_COFFEE_TYPES
> V$COFFEESTAT
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> More seriously, I suggest you tag the subject of your post when you
intend
> to be funny 
>
> Cheers,
> Alkos
>
Hi Alkos,
wasn't this all originally requested by STARBUCKS? ;-)
Happy Thanksgiving,
Guido