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On news.software.readers, in <slrnebregd.bbt.keeling@heretic.spots.ab.ca>, "s. keeling" wrote:

> Path: text.usenetserver.com!atl-c01.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!atl-c06.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!newsfee d.telusplanet.net!newsfeed2.telusplanet.net!newsfe ed.telus.net!edtnps90.POSTED!53ab2750!not-for-mail
> Newsgroups: news.software.readers
> From: "s. keeling" <keeling@spots.ab.ca>

s. keeling
Results 1 - 100 of 209 posts in the last year
1 ab.jobs
6 alt.comp.linux
9 alt.os.linux
4 alt.os.linux.debian
1 alt.os.linux.slackware
1 alt.tv.stargate-sg1
1 calgary.jobs
1 calgary.test
2 comp.mail.misc
17 comp.os.linux.misc
1 comp.os.linux.security
5 comp.os.linux.setup
1 comp.unix.misc
9 linux.debian.bugs.dist
1 linux.debian.consultants
3 linux.debian.curiosa
30 linux.debian.user
3 mailing.database.myodbc
2 news.software.readers
1 rec.arts.sf.written
1 uk.comp.os.linux

So. An obvious Usenet pro with only 209 posts in
the last year.

Clearly, this is a sockpuppet devoted to linux groups.
Mostly debian linux.

Which is what I'm running here.

> Subject: Re: [OT] Silly Troll (was: [slrn] nnrpaccess parameter not working)
> References: <slrnebqce2.8sh.ktneely@piglet.astroturfgarden.com > <slrnebqdsa.1th.i3x9mdw@b29x3m.invalid> <44bd56aa$0$11980$647c9072@usenet2.ath.cx> <slrnebqq3o.2d0.i3x9mdw@b29x3m.invalid> <44bd72db$0$9205$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk>
> Reply-To: keeling@spots.ab.ca
> X-UCE: I forward UCE/spam with ALL headers to abuse@your.isp UNREAD!

This fellow surely knows that determining the originating ISP of
most spam is damn near impossible.

If it wasn't, spam wouldn't be a problem.

Duh.

> X-UCE2: Wow, are spammers ever stoopid!

The only people I have seen on the Usenet that make a point
of hating spammers have turned out to be spammers.

And several of the worst spammers on the Internet hang out on
linux.debian.user.

(It's actually a newsfeed from a mailing list. See debian.org.)

> X-PGP-Key: GPG key: http://keyserver.noreply.org:11371/p...EE77B1AC94E4B7

Ooooh. How many different keys do you have?

They aren't exactly hard to make.

Is that keyserver your own?

> Message-ID: <slrnebregd.bbt.keeling@heretic.spots.ab.ca>
> User-Agent: slrn/0.9.8.1 (Debian)
> Lines: 21
> Date: Wed, 19 Jul 2006 04:50:21 GMT
> NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.115.174.241
> X-Trace: edtnps90 1153284621 209.115.174.241 (Tue, 18 Jul 2006 22:50:21 MDT)
> NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2006 22:50:21 MDT
> Xref: usenetserver.com news.software.readers:314811
> X-Received-Date: Wed, 19 Jul 2006 00:50:21 EDT (text.usenetserver.com)

<article not downloaded:
http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

One thing spammers _hate_ are Challenge-Response Systems,
because they can't beat them. Trolls hate them for the
same reason. Let's see how this fellow reacts to a simple
introduction to C-Rs:

http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/elrav1/cr.html

Note: I will not be downloading any articles on this thread.

Alan

--
See my headers.

Usenet Beavis writes:

> On news.software.readers, in <slrnebregd.bbt.keeling@heretic.spots.ab.ca>, "s. keeling" wrote:
>
>> Path: text.usenetserver.com!atl-c01.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!atl-c06.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!newsfee d.telusplanet.net!newsfeed2.telusplanet.net!newsfe ed.telus.net!edtnps90.POSTED!53ab2750!not-for-mail
>> Newsgroups: news.software.readers
>> From: "s. keeling" <keeling@spots.ab.ca>
>
> s. keeling
> Results 1 - 100 of 209 posts in the last year

Results 1 - 10 of 23,500 for usenet beavis (0.28 seconds)

You win, Beavis.

> So. An obvious mental superior of mine, with only 209 posts in
> the last year.

Beavis, it takes only one post to become your mental superior.

> Clearly, I am a Usenet Beavis who's devoted to linux groups.
> Mostly debian linux.

Right.

> Which is what I'm running here.

You _think_ you're running here.

>> Reply-To: keeling@spots.ab.ca
>> X-UCE: I forward UCE/spam with ALL headers to abuse@your.isp UNREAD!
>
> This fellow surely knows that I am a Usenet Beavis who was dropped
> on his head as a child.

A lucky guess.

> If I wasn't, I wouldn't be kookfarting on Usenet every day.

Logical.

> Duh.

Double-Duh.

>
>> X-UCE2: Wow, are spammers ever stoopid!
>
> The only people I have seen on the Usenet that make a point
> of ranting and raving like a loon is me, the Usenet Beavis,
> King of Kookfarts.

You don't get out much.

> And several of the smartest people on the Internet hang out on
> linux.debian.user.

And in every other group. Compared to you, that is.

> (It's actually a newsfeed from a mailing list. See debian.org.)

Beavis, the net.defective.

>> X-PGP-Key: GPG key: http://keyserver.noreply.org:11371/p...EE77B1AC94E4B7
>
> Ooooh. How many different keys do you have?

You're going too fast, Beavis. First, you need to offer a single clue that
you have any idea what a PGP key is.

> They aren't exactly hard to make.

But pretty difficult to understand. Especially if you're a Beavis.

> Is that the brain I misplaced yesterday?

Could be.

> <article downloaded and read: http://www.geocities.com/suhatrasabib>

Thank you for your kookfart, Beavis.

> One thing the Usenet Beavis _hates_ are everyone who laughs
> at me because I am a raving loon. Beavis hates everyone for the
> same reason. Let's see how this fellow reacts to a simple
> pointer to the Beavis FAQ:
>
> http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/

Good link there, Beavis.

> Note: I will definitely, and positively, be downloading and reading every
> article in this thread.

And you will love every byte of each and every one.

> Beavis
>
> --
> See my kookfarts.

*SMACK*


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