I just checked my mail (snail mail) and guess what? The report
from the personal investigations firm I hired to track down "Dan
C" was there. A nice fat manila envelope.

My attorney tells me that I had better not post any personal info
of "his" on the internet, and because "he" is apparently nothing
but the blabbermouthed and cowardly loser "he" seems to be on the
Usenet, I won't be taking this any further.

However, if anyone can come up with any real evidence that "he"
is involved in cyberstalking or spamming or some other criminal
activity, I will scan the contents of the report down at Kinko's
and make it available, to that person only, on my FTP server.

I will not turn it over to any trolls, so don't waste your time
emailing me and playing stupid troll games.

Tom

--
calhobbit
at gee mail dot com

On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:17:35 +0100, Tom N wrote:

> I just checked my mail (snail mail) and guess what? The report from the
> personal investigations firm I hired to track down "Dan C" was there. A
> nice fat manila envelope.
>
> My attorney tells me that I had better not post any personal info of
> "his" on the internet, and because "he" is apparently nothing but the
> blabbermouthed and cowardly loser "he" seems to be on the Usenet, I
> won't be taking this any further.
>
> However, if anyone can come up with any real evidence that "he" is
> involved in cyberstalking or spamming or some other criminal activity, I
> will scan the contents of the report down at Kinko's and make it
> available, to that person only, on my FTP server.
>
> I will not turn it over to any trolls, so don't waste your time emailing
> me and playing stupid troll games.
>
> Tom


Could you also tell us all if you went to the toilet today?

Paul

On Thu, 24 Jan 2008, Mr Paul wrote:

>
> On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:17:35 +0100, Tom N wrote: <nothing at all worth
reading>

>
> Could you also tell us all if you went to the toilet today?

you mean he left ?


--
Cheers
Res

mysql> update auth set Framed-IP-Address='127.0.0.127' where user= 'troll';

On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:04:13 +1000, Res wrote:

> On Thu, 24 Jan 2008, Mr Paul wrote:
>
>
>> On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:17:35 +0100, Tom N wrote: <nothing at all worth
> reading>
>
>
>> Could you also tell us all if you went to the toilet today?
>
> you mean he left ?

lol. No, just too much psychotic detail.

What's that quote about everyone (at some point) meeting online a self-
righteous, narcisistic adolescent with unlimited amounts of time on their
hands?

Best

Paul

Tom N writes:

> I just checked my mail (snail mail) and guess what?

BEAVIS IS BACK!!!!!

<SLAP> <SLAP> <SLAP> <SLAP> <SLAP> <SLAP> <SLAP> <SLAP> <SLAP>

> The report
> from the personal investigations firm I hired to track down "Dan
> C" was there. A nice fat manila envelope.

By any chance, were they on Mars recently. Bigfoot was spotted there,
recently.

http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/opinion...aspx?id=589779

> My attorney tells me that I had better not post any personal info
> of "his" on the internet, and because "he" is apparently nothing

Ok, we heard from your "attorney". What does the Abominable Snowman say
about this?

> However, if anyone can come up with any real evidence that I am a
> certified kookbag, I'll be eternally greatful.

Done and done.

> I will not turn it over to any trolls, so don't waste your time
> thinking that I am a well-adjusted human being.

No problem.



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* Tom N wrote in comp.os.linux.misc:

> I just checked my mail (snail mail) and guess what? The report
> from the personal investigations firm I hired to track down "Dan
> C" was there. A nice fat manila envelope.
>
> My attorney tells me that I had better not post any personal info
> of "his" on the internet, and because "he" is apparently nothing
> but the blabbermouthed and cowardly loser "he" seems to be on the
> Usenet, I won't be taking this any further.
>
> However, if anyone can come up with any real evidence that "he"
> is involved in cyberstalking or spamming or some other criminal
> activity, I will scan the contents of the report down at Kinko's
> and make it available, to that person only, on my FTP server.
>
> I will not turn it over to any trolls, so don't waste your time
> emailing me and playing stupid troll games.
>
> Tom
>

Talk about stalking, sheesh what a waste of money. Next time you need to
waste some I'll send you my snail mail, I promise it will be well spent.

You must be new to Usenet, I gotta admit, your post is a new first for me
and I've been around *a while*
--
David

On 2008-01-24, Tom N <tom@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
> I just checked my mail (snail mail) and guess what? The report
> from the personal investigations firm I hired to track down "Dan
> C" was there. A nice fat manila envelope.
>
> My attorney tells me that I had better not post any personal info
> of "his" on the internet, and because "he" is apparently nothing
> but the blabbermouthed and cowardly loser "he" seems to be on the
> Usenet, I won't be taking this any further.
>
> However, if anyone can come up with any real evidence that "he"
> is involved in cyberstalking or spamming or some other criminal
> activity, I will scan the contents of the report down at Kinko's
> and make it available, to that person only, on my FTP server.
>
> I will not turn it over to any trolls, so don't waste your time
> emailing me and playing stupid troll games.
>
> Tom
>

"Sam" is one of the names on the incredibly long list of psuedonyms
I have for "Dan C". And important one.

Short for "Samantha".

Don't push your luck, bitch.

Can you believe these idiots actually think I'm reading their
posts? Or that anything they post can affect me at all?

How can such stupid people operate computers, even an OS
with training wheels like Windows?

The Usenet is the home of the blabbermouth moron.

Oh brother, some clown calling himself "SINNER" has shown
up.

I'll bet his only sins are a big mouth that never quits
and the brains of an ant.


Tom

--
calhobbit
at gee mail dot com

* Tom N wrote in alt.os.linux.slackware:

> Oh brother, some clown calling himself "SINNER" has shown
> up.

Oh, Hi Alan! Been a while.

--
David
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On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:37:10 +0100, Tom N wrote:

> The Usenet is the home of the blabbermouth moron.

Oooh, how to respond to this?

1) Q.E.D.
(Consult a dictionary if this is unfamiliar.)

2) Where do you get off claiming all of Usenet?

3) Thank you for sharing your home with us.

4) Doesn't it feel good to be home?

5) No wonder you seem right at home here.

Decisions, decisions! And now I'm off to join the Personal Troll List,
and perhaps even the Dan C. pseudonym list. Dare I hope that I will
be ridiculed, either for my name or my refusal to debate bash vs. KDE?

Father, forgive me, for I have sinned. I shot a fish in a barrel.

--
Chick Tower

For e-mail: aols2 DOT sent DOT towerboy AT xoxy DOT net

On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:17:35 +0100, Tom N wrote:

> I just checked my mail (snail mail) and guess what? The report
> from the personal investigations firm I hired to track down "Dan
> C" was there. A nice fat manila envelope.

LOL!!! What a load of bullshit.

> My attorney tells me that I had better not post any personal info
> of "his" on the internet, and because "he" is apparently nothing
> but the blabbermouthed and cowardly loser "he" seems to be on the
> Usenet, I won't be taking this any further.

You little pussy.

> However, if anyone can come up with any real evidence that "he"
> is involved in cyberstalking or spamming or some other criminal
> activity, I will scan the contents of the report down at Kinko's
> and make it available, to that person only, on my FTP server.

What a fucking joke. You're all worked up over the fact that I was the
first one to spot you for what you are, eh? It was me who saw through
your attempt at nymshifting from "Alan Connor" to "Tom N", and now your
panties are all in a wad over it! LOL! You're too easy, you little punk.

> I will not turn it over to any trolls, so don't waste your time
> emailing me and playing stupid troll games.

Fuck off, dickmunch.

> Tom

Your name is "Alan Connor", you ignorant little worm.


--
"Tom N" - the latest nymshift of "Alan Connor".
Read more about the netkook Alan Connor here:
http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/fga.shtml