FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy in
the YOLD 3171)

Sample Mod Quote:

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you too can be an AOLS Bozo! Send $10 for information now!
-- William Hunt

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Every so often you will see a post letting people know that an
updated Best of alt.os.linux.slackware Fortune Mod is available
for download. The url is:
<URL:http://fauxascii.com/linux/mod_quotes.html>

This fortune mod is a collection of quotes either seen on AOLS
or by AOLS regulars that were deemed so wise, funny, inflammatory
or any combination of those that they were submitted for inclusion.

Please take the time to follow the guidelines at the URL above
and see to it that there will be a next release, as others have
done to make the past releases possible.

ModQuote_FAQ@dev.null trolled:

> FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy in
> the YOLD 3171)

The so-called "Mod Quotes" are _not_ a FAQ. Nobody is asking any
questions about the so-called "Mod Quotes", aside from asking why
anyone would be bothered with them.

> Sample Mod Quote:

> you too can be an AOLS Bozo! Send $10 for information now!
> -- William Hunt

This comes from a lame attempt to turn a stinging insult into
something "cool." The word is bozo. There is no capital letter.
And it is clear that the people who are called "bozos" are just that
and nothing more.

Being a bozo is nothing to get excited about.

So why don't you take your so-called "Mod Quotes", ask -Cibahole- to
move over, and then shove them up where the sun don't shine.

Have you got it, bozo?

cordially, even to bozo trash,

rm