FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy in
the YOLD 3171)

Sample Mod Quote:

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Keep trying though little camper. Your only a few points away from
reaching 'complete fucking idiot', so don't give up!!
From: Andy McDowell

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ModQuote_FAQ@dev.null wrote:

> FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy
> in the YOLD 3171)

What date is that? What kind of silliness is this?
>
> Sample Mod Quote:

[gratuitous ascii line deleted]

> Keep trying though little camper. Your only a few points away from
> reaching 'complete fucking idiot', so don't give up!!
> From: Andy McDowell

Is this simple and yet oftly repeated cliche worthy of repeating
anywhere?

No. One poster is simply calling another poster a name. And not a
clever one at that.

[gratuitous ascii line deleted, _again_]

Please take your lists and shove them up your ass. Nobody is in any
way impressed by any of this silliness.

There are only a few of you left. Hicks posts only occasionly.
Keith Weller, again, only occasionly, and Littledick hardly at all.
We, the responsible posters, are winning the war.

Most of the readers of this ng ignore your noise.

cordially, as always,

rm

On Wed, 03 Jan 2007 00:19:50 +0000, rm wrote:

>> FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy
>> in the YOLD 3171)

> What date is that? What kind of silliness is this?

The Discordian Calendar, n00b.

>> Keep trying though little camper. Your only a few points away from
>> reaching 'complete fucking idiot', so don't give up!!
>> From: Andy McDowell

> Is this simple and yet oftly repeated cliche worthy of repeating
> anywhere?

Yes. Always appropriate when referring to n00b trolls such as yourself
(although some will argue that you have *already* reached "complete
fucking idiot").

> Please take your lists and shove them up your ass. Nobody is in any
> way impressed by any of this silliness.

Please take a stick of dynamite and shove it up your ass. Nobody is
impressed by any drivel you have to say.

> There are only a few of you left. Hicks posts only occasionly. Keith
> Weller, again, only occasionly, and Littledick hardly at all. We, the
> responsible posters, are winning the war.

There is only one of you left, if the multiple personalites are
disregarded. You're not winning anything, and it isn't a war.

> Most of the readers of this ng ignore your noise.

s/most/virtually_all in your case.

> cordially, as always,

Smeg off, troll.

--
"Ubuntu" -- an African word, meaning "Slackware is too hard for me".

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Dan C <youmustbejoking@lan.invalid> wrote:
> On Wed, 03 Jan 2007 00:19:50 +0000, rm wrote:
>
>>> FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy
>>> in the YOLD 3171)
>
>> What date is that? What kind of silliness is this?
>
> The Discordian Calendar, n00b.
>
>>> Keep trying though little camper. Your only a few points away from
>>> reaching 'complete fucking idiot', so don't give up!!
>>> From: Andy McDowell
>
>> Is this simple and yet oftly repeated cliche worthy of repeating
>> anywhere?
>
> Yes. Always appropriate when referring to n00b trolls such as yourself
> (although some will argue that you have *already* reached "complete
> fucking idiot").
>
>> Please take your lists and shove them up your ass. Nobody is in any
>> way impressed by any of this silliness.
>
> Please take a stick of dynamite and shove it up your ass. Nobody is
> impressed by any drivel you have to say.
>
>> There are only a few of you left. Hicks posts only occasionly. Keith
>> Weller, again, only occasionly, and Littledick hardly at all. We, the
>> responsible posters, are winning the war.

You wouldn't know if I've posted or not. You killfiled me,
remember? Or is everything you say like your life, a big lie?

But then again, who cares. you're just a clueless troll from
Toronto.

mental note: Fly to CYYZ, kick some margarine ass, and hang
out with Colin Mochrie and Barenaked Ladies...

> There is only one of you left, if the multiple personalites are
> disregarded. You're not winning anything, and it isn't a war.

Even with the schizoidism, he's only one, and barely that.

>> Most of the readers of this ng ignore your noise.
>
> s/most/virtually_all in your case.
>
>> cordially, as always,
>
> Smeg off, troll.
>

He said smeg.

BL.
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