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I cannot duplicate, only emulate.


Sung to the tune of "The Safety Dance"
by "Men Without Hats"

The Slacky Dance

We can Slack if we want to, we can leave RedHat behind
Cause your friends don't Slack and if they don't Slack
Well they're no friends of mine

Say, we can surf where we want to, a.o.l.s' a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
And leave Windoze far behind,

And we can Slack

We can Slack when we want to, the source is fun and so am I
And we can code real neat from our beta to release
And surprise, it compiles on the very first try

Say, we can Slack if we want, if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude to the clueless nubes
As they act like MS imbeciles

Chorus:
Say we can Slack, we can Slack
Everything's under our control
We can Slack, we can Slack
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can Slack, we can Slack
Everybody look at the man
We can Slack, we can Slack
Everybody upgrade your RAM

The Slacky Dance
The Slacky Dance
The Slacky Dance

We can Slack if we want to, we've got your source and mine
As long as we port it we are never going to lose it
And everything will work out right

Say, we can Slack if we want to, we can leave Mandrake behind
'Cause your friends don't Slack and if they don't Slack
Well they're no friends of mine

Chorus


tsob

--
FUD is the path to the Dark Side.
FUD leads to Windows. Windows leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
I sense much FUD in you.

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tsob tempted the fates in alt.os.linux.slackware
by rushing in here and proclaiming the following to be true:

> I cannot duplicate, only emulate.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. =)

That was an _Excellent_ parody!
(and one of my fav.'s from the 80's)

You did a nice job preserving the stanza as well.
Well-done, all the way around. =)

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On 30 Jun 2003 16:46:20 -0500, +Cibao+ <Cibao@softhome.net> wrote:
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> You did a nice job preserving the stanza as well.
> Well-done, all the way around. =)

Thanks. It had been floating around in my head for a while, but after
reading yours I decided to share.

Any other Weird Al wanabes out there?

tsob

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Slack much?

tsob wrote:
> I cannot duplicate, only emulate.
>
>
> Sung to the tune of "The Safety Dance"
> by "Men Without Hats"

well done! One of my favorite songs from the 80's as well. Thank
you for sharing it with us! These should definatley be saved somewhere
for all of the slackers out there.

thieslo

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> On 30 Jun 2003 16:46:20 -0500, +Cibao+ <Cibao@softhome.net> wrote:
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>> You did a nice job preserving the stanza as well.
>> Well-done, all the way around. =)
>
> Thanks. It had been floating around in my head for a while, but after
> reading yours I decided to share.
>
> Any other Weird Al wanabes out there?
>
> tsob
>

(Originally posted 30 Dec, 2002 in NANAE)
"Don't Fear The Spammers" - Apologies to B.O.C.

All our mail is come
The filtering's done
Admins dont fear the spammers
Nor do BOFHen who like to cause pain, we can be like they are
Come on Lusers, don't fear the spammers
Come on write a LART... don't fear the spammers
Let's make Ralsky cry... don't fear the spammers
Don't just eat your spam...

Whitelisting's been done
MAPS was here and gone
We have SPEWS and Spamhaus
blackholes really work for me... Spews and spamhaus...
40,000 men and women everyday... Who wants a bigger penis...
40,000 men and women everyday... Refinance your mortgage
Another 40,000 coming everyday... Stomp them at the border...
Come on Lusers, don't fear the spammers
Come on write a LART... don't fear the spammers
Let's make Ralsky cry... don't fear the spammers
Don't just eat your spam...

Love of horses and nuns
To /dev/null they've gone
With the last rape of proxies
And it was clear it couldn't go on
The door was slammed and the reject appeared
The spammers screamed and disappeared
The abuse desk nuked and fined thier ass... saying no more spam
LART them baby... let's save our email
Now she's been clued in... chickenboners die.
Haberli and Betterly whine... she became like we are
Time to take a stand... clueful just like we are..
Come on baby don't fear the spammers.




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This, my simpering little friend, is the fabled 'Broadsword of Duodenic
Clue Insertion.' Forged by the System Administrators of Hell, and
quenched in the blood of a thousand AOLers.
But you, my precious luser, can call it "Momma."

+Cibao+ wrote...
> tsob...
>> I cannot duplicate, only emulate.

> Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. =)

> That was an _Excellent_ parody!
> (and one of my fav.'s from the 80's)

> You did a nice job preserving the stanza as
> well. Well-done, all the way around. =)

This is just so odd...

Here we have someone posting as tsob writing lyics for somebody posting as
+Cibao+,,, and they are both _the same person_.

What is up with that?

Just curious,

Brian

brian laid claim to the following perspective:
>
> This is just so odd...
>
> Here we have someone posting as tsob writing lyics for somebody posting as
> +Cibao+,,, and they are both _the same person_.

Suppose you might be willing to share /where/ you get that idea from?

Mari

--
"A kiss that has no ropes, no strings no obligations,
I don't own you, be quite sure, you don't own me."
-- The Tear Garden 'In Search of My Rose'

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_.--- tsob spoke in alt.os.linux.slackware --------._
> Sung to the tune of "The Safety Dance"
> by "Men Without Hats"

Here is one I did a long time ago:
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alt.os.linux.slackware Fortune Mod Vol IV is now available.
http://asciipr0n.com/fp/linux/slack-fortune.html
Coming soon: Who's Who AOLS.

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brian tempted the fates in alt.os.linux.slackware
by rushing in here and proclaiming the following to be true:

> This is just so odd...

Most things are once you scratch past the surface.

> Here we have someone posting as tsob writing lyics for somebody posting as
> +Cibao+,,, and they are both _the same person_.

Eh?

> What is up with that?

Well, since you're a Cannuck, the only thing I can figure is that you are
either smoking too much - or not enough. Which one is it?

> Just curious,

tsob and me-
We confuse thee
Cause we ain't the same he,
you see?

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On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 05:15:04 GMT, brian <brian@english-bay.com> wrote:
> +Cibao+ wrote...
>> tsob...
>
> This is just so odd...
>
> Here we have someone posting as tsob writing lyics for somebody posting as
> +Cibao+,,, and they are both _the same person_.
>
??????

To paraphrase:

"You haven't read +Cibao+ until you've read him in the original
+Chiron+."

me no +Cibao+ write here post.

tsob

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Slack much?