Peter wrote:
> The Blackpool Linux user section meets at Blackpool Computer Club at the
> Community Centre off Lostock Gardens, South Shore.
> The section meets every 2nd and 4th Wednesday on the month from 7.15 to
> about 9.30.
> The next meeting will be on the 9th Feb.
> If you want to bring your computer or software please do so.
>
> Peter
>
>

I'm sorry that such an innocent post got such a strange response Peter.
I hope you don't go away thinking we're all perverts in the linux world.

Best of luck with your group.

Linønut wrote:
> "HJohnson" <HuMJohn@aeroSurf.net> wrote in message
> news:369o85F4uso5pU1@individual.net
>
>
>>Why do my cats piss everywhere in my room except for in their litterbox?
>
>
>

You have to do maintainance ... clean it.

Donald

"Donald Tees" <donald_tees@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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> I CANNOT FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL I AM SAYING!

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Expose your mind, and prepare for it to be pissed on.

Donald Tees wrote:
> Linønut wrote:
>> "HJohnson" <HuMJohn@aeroSurf.net> wrote in message
>> news:369o85F4uso5pU1@individual.net
>>
>>
>>> Why do my cats piss everywhere in my room except for in their
>>> litterbox?
>>
>>
>>
>
> You have to do maintainance ... clean it.
>

Smart! You're not a linux luser, huh. They wouldn't have know that.

"Donald Tees" <donald_tees@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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> Linønut wrote:
>> "HJohnson" <HuMJohn@aeroSurf.net> wrote in message
>> news:369o85F4uso5pU1@individual.net
>>
>>
>>> Why do my cats piss everywhere in my room except for in their
>>> litterbox?
>>
>>
>>
>
> You have to do maintainance ... clean it.

You fuckin' stupid cunt.

> Donald

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You ain't Dutch if you've been conned.

"Donald Tees" <donald_tees@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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> Linønut wrote:
>> "HJohnson" <HuMJohn@aeroSurf.net> wrote in message
>> news:369o85F4uso5pU1@individual.net
>>
>>
>>> Why do my cats piss everywhere in my room except for in their
>>> litterbox?
>>
>>
>>
>
> You have to do maintainance ... clean it.

That statement about the cats was made by "HJohnson"
HuMJohn@aeroSurf.net

news:369o85F4uso5pU1@individual.net

That statement was not made by me, old timer. HJohnson was saying he can't
get his cats to piss in the litter tray so instead he lets them piss
anywhere they want to. With all that cat piss everywhere it must really
stink of piss, huh?

And the piss stains, huh?

Especially if they are feral, huh? Feral cats piss their piss like spitting
Cobras, they spray their piss everywhere. He should get those deodourizing
crystals, that'll piss the cats off.

> Donald

Take care Donny

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+Alan Hicks+, <alan@lizella.net>, wrote:


> *PLONK*

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