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02-23-2008, 04:49 AM
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 [noise] Re: Script needed "ivo" <ivo@ivo.net> a écrit dans le message news: bq4gl5$1uucqa$1@ID-174077.news.uni-berlin.de... > I need a script which would turn my Oracle9i server into > a really good coffee machine. Any suggestions? > > Very simple, there is an undocumented parameter alter system set enable_coffee_machine=true; which gives you access to the following views DBA_COFFEE_TYPES V$COFFEESTAT More seriously, I suggest you tag the subject of your post when you intend to be funny  Cheers, Alkos      |
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02-23-2008, 04:49 AM
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| Re: [noise] Re: Script needed "Alkos" <azerty@nospam.org> wrote... > > > Very simple, there is an undocumented parameter > > alter system set enable_coffee_machine=true; > > which gives you access to the following views > DBA_COFFEE_TYPES > V$COFFEESTAT > > More seriously, I suggest you tag the subject of your post when you intend > to be funny > > Cheers, > Alkos > Hi Alkos, wasn't this all originally requested by STARBUCKS? ;-) Happy Thanksgiving, Guido |
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02-23-2008, 04:49 AM
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| Re: [noise] Re: Script needed "Guido Konsolke" <GK@oblivion.com> a écrit dans le message news: 1069936106.698378@news.thyssen.com... > "Alkos" <azerty@nospam.org> wrote... > > > > > > Very simple, there is an undocumented parameter > > > > alter system set enable_coffee_machine=true; > > > > which gives you access to the following views > > DBA_COFFEE_TYPES > > V$COFFEESTAT > > > > More seriously, I suggest you tag the subject of your post when you > intend > > to be funny > > > > Cheers, > > Alkos > > > Hi Alkos, > > wasn't this all originally requested by STARBUCKS? ;-) > > Happy Thanksgiving, > Guido > Since I live in a (almost) Starbucks free country, I can't objectively answer I think ivo's fed up with Oracle and, because he does like coffee, he wants to get the best he can from his rdbms Anyway, transforming Oracle in a coffee machine i don't know. Into a gas factory, I'm sure. Happy Thanksgiving, too (I've heard about it and I wonder if that day is celebrated only in USA or not) Alkos |
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02-23-2008, 04:49 AM
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| Re: Script needed "ivo" <ivo@ivo.net> wrote in message news:<bq4gl5$1uucqa$1@ID-174077.news.uni-berlin.de>... > I need a script which would turn my Oracle9i server into > a really good coffee machine. Any suggestions? Really? Everyone knows that Oracle servers do not make good Coffee machines . . . |
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02-23-2008, 04:50 AM
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| Re: [noise] Re: Script needed Guido Konsolke wrote: > "Alkos" <azerty@nospam.org> wrote... > >> >>Very simple, there is an undocumented parameter >> >>alter system set enable_coffee_machine=true; >> >>which gives you access to the following views >>DBA_COFFEE_TYPES >>V$COFFEESTAT >> >>More seriously, I suggest you tag the subject of your post when you > > intend > >>to be funny >> >>Cheers, >>Alkos >> > > Hi Alkos, > > wasn't this all originally requested by STARBUCKS? ;-) > > Happy Thanksgiving, > Guido Well Starbucks, located here in Seattle, is an Oracle shop. So it is quite likely that they have contacted Mark and asked for inclusion of a few undocumented parameters. -- Daniel Morgan http://www.outreach.washington.edu/e...ad/oad_crs.asp http://www.outreach.washington.edu/e...oa/aoa_crs.asp damorgan@x.washington.edu (replace 'x' with a 'u' to reply) |
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02-23-2008, 04:50 AM
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| Re: Script needed Geomancer wrote: > "ivo" <ivo@ivo.net> wrote in message news:<bq4gl5$1uucqa$1@ID-174077.news.uni-berlin.de>... > >>I need a script which would turn my Oracle9i server into >>a really good coffee machine. Any suggestions? > > > > Really? > > Everyone knows that Oracle servers do not make good Coffee machines . . . But do coffee servers make good oracles? -- Daniel Morgan http://www.outreach.washington.edu/e...ad/oad_crs.asp http://www.outreach.washington.edu/e...oa/aoa_crs.asp damorgan@x.washington.edu (replace 'x' with a 'u' to reply) |
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02-23-2008, 04:50 AM
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| Re: [noise] Re: Script needed Alkos wrote: > "ivo" <ivo@ivo.net> a écrit dans le message news: > bq4gl5$1uucqa$1@ID-174077.news.uni-berlin.de... > >>I need a script which would turn my Oracle9i server into >>a really good coffee machine. Any suggestions? >> >> > > > Very simple, there is an undocumented parameter > > alter system set enable_coffee_machine=true; > > which gives you access to the following views > DBA_COFFEE_TYPES > V$COFFEESTAT > > More seriously, I suggest you tag the subject of your post when you intend > to be funny > > Cheers, > Alkos > > > If undocumented (aka hidden) wouldn't that be _ENABLE_COFFEE_MACHINE? And V11 has pre logon triggers, so I'm told :-^ -- Regards, Frank van Bortel |
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02-23-2008, 04:50 AM
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| Re: [noise] Re: Script needed "Frank" <fbortel@nescape.net> a écrit dans le message de news:bq5o4i$vd8$1@news2.tilbu1.nb.home.nl... > Alkos wrote: > > > "ivo" <ivo@ivo.net> a écrit dans le message news: > > bq4gl5$1uucqa$1@ID-174077.news.uni-berlin.de... > > > >>I need a script which would turn my Oracle9i server into > >>a really good coffee machine. Any suggestions? > >> > >> > > > > > > Very simple, there is an undocumented parameter > > > > alter system set enable_coffee_machine=true; > > > > which gives you access to the following views > > DBA_COFFEE_TYPES > > V$COFFEESTAT > > > > More seriously, I suggest you tag the subject of your post when you intend > > to be funny > > > > Cheers, > > Alkos > > > > > > > If undocumented (aka hidden) wouldn't that be _ENABLE_COFFEE_MACHINE? > And V11 has pre logon triggers, so I'm told :-^ > -- > Regards, Frank van Bortel > You're absolutely right, undocumented (and deprecated) features are underscored. This one especially should double underscored because it's a *very* hidden one Pre-logon, hum ? I won't talk about that otherwise Sybrand will trash me again  (Good night ( or good morning ?) Alkos |
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