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XG is a new acronym. It stands for: eXtreme Garbage

Garbage offer
Garbage software
Garbage mouth
--
Daniel A. Morgan
University of Washington
damorgan@x.washington.edu
(replace x with u to respond)
Puget Sound Oracle Users Group
www.psoug.org

> DA Morgan wrote:
> XG is a new acronym. It stands for: eXtreme Garbage
>
> Garbage offer
> Garbage software
> Garbage mouth


Garbage mouth ... that's rich coming from you!

Just a minor correction. Note that by definition XG cannot be an
acronym as it isn't even a word

I wish you would stop newsgroup mail of this type Daniel. I really
really do. It doesn't help me with Oracle. Do you reply to every bit of
spam email you get too. I bet you don't so why bother doing it in this
newsgroup.

Look at this Daniel.

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/com...er/about?hl=en

Look at the number of postings made to comp.databases.oracle.server. It
is falling year by year. It is not because Oracle 10g requires less
support. It is because people are reluctant to post to this group
because of serial insulters like you.

Often I read newsgroup articles from people asking what are the
advantages of SQL Server over Oracle. One advantage of SQL Server is
that you don't attempt to police the newsgroup like you do this one.
Just stop it. Just bloody answer Oracle questions, or don't answer.
Don't police. Don't patronise. Just assist and help others or leave.

Barry Bulsara

DA Morgan wrote:
> XG is a new acronym. It stands for: eXtreme Garbage
>
> Garbage offer
> Garbage software
> Garbage mouth
> --
> Daniel A. Morgan
> University of Washington
> damorgan@x.washington.edu
> (replace x with u to respond)
> Puget Sound Oracle Users Group
> www.psoug.org

Barry wrote:

> Just a minor correction. Note that by definition XG cannot be an
> acronym as it isn't even a word

Neither was LASER before we started using it that way. BTW are you
backing up your RAC with RMAN?

By garbage I was specifically referring to the use of obscenities.
If you think I've posted any ... I'd like the link ... as I will
gladly issue an apology to any and all.
--
Daniel A. Morgan
University of Washington
damorgan@x.washington.edu
(replace x with u to respond)
Puget Sound Oracle Users Group
www.psoug.org

DA Morgan wrote:
> Barry wrote:
>
> > Just a minor correction. Note that by definition XG cannot be an
> > acronym as it isn't even a word
>
> Neither was LASER before we started using it that way. BTW are you
> backing up your RAC with RMAN?
>

Oh right. I see. Despite you constantly writing that you don't have a
crystal ball, or that you have but it is broken and hasn't been
repaired, you do have a crystal ball. According to your Crystal Ball,
XG will become an acronym because you and Amjad Daoud are using it.
But now, not in your crystal ball future, you are wrong. XG is not an
acronym and your feeble attempts to recover from this school boy error
are noted.

Just one more thing. If an acronym for "eXtreme Garbage" did exist,
your crystal ball would tell you it would be XE and not XG. That is
because an acronym is "A word formed from the initial parts of a name,
such as NATO, from North Atlantic Treaty Organisation, or Commintern,
from Communist International." You crystal ball is clearly still broken
Daniel. Or is it tell you that in the future the definition of acronym
will change too.

Personally I use the OED but for you just Google out the differences
between an "acronym" and an "abbreviation". You will find Google more
reliable than your crystal ball.

Barry Bulsara

Barry wrote:
> DA Morgan wrote:
> > Barry wrote:
> >
> > > Just a minor correction. Note that by definition XG cannot be an
> > > acronym as it isn't even a word
> >
> > Neither was LASER before we started using it that way. BTW are you
> > backing up your RAC with RMAN?
> >
>
> Oh right. I see. Despite you constantly writing that you don't have a
> crystal ball, or that you have but it is broken and hasn't been
> repaired, you do have a crystal ball. According to your Crystal Ball,
> XG will become an acronym because you and Amjad Daoud are using it.
> But now, not in your crystal ball future, you are wrong. XG is not an
> acronym and your feeble attempts to recover from this school boy error
> are noted.
>
> Just one more thing. If an acronym for "eXtreme Garbage" did exist,
> your crystal ball would tell you it would be XE and not XG. That is
> because an acronym is "A word formed from the initial parts of a name,
> such as NATO, from North Atlantic Treaty Organisation, or Commintern,
> from Communist International." You crystal ball is clearly still broken
> Daniel. Or is it tell you that in the future the definition of acronym
> will change too.
>
> Personally I use the OED but for you just Google out the differences
> between an "acronym" and an "abbreviation". You will find Google more
> reliable than your crystal ball.
>
> Barry Bulsara

It appears that most recent posts of you are flames directed to either
Daniel Morgan or me.
So if you want to talk about 'bringing the quality of the newsgroup'
down, we are a bit hypocritical, aren't we, 'Mr.' Bulsara?
If you feel more comfortable in a sqlserver playground, why don't you
just disappear to it?

--
Sybrand Bakker
Senior Oracle DBA

Barry wrote:
> Just one more thing. If an acronym for "eXtreme Garbage" did exist,
> your crystal ball would tell you it would be XE and not XG. That is
> because an acronym is "A word formed from the initial parts of a name,
> such as NATO, from North Atlantic Treaty Organisation, or Commintern,
> from Communist International."
> Barry Bulsara

The acronym would be EG, surely?

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> Dear DBA,
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Apardon me folks, but I thing it would be "DA mother' fuckin' Ass" =
"Xg";
of course
Daniel Morgan's mother fuckin' Ass; In fact I am not so sure it now
just
an ass; I think it more of a shit dump.

Ever since Daniel Morgan started posting to this group; and flames are
flying everywhere; first attacking Oracle employees who actually wrote
half the features he is claiming to be an Expert in. The very same
employees
who worked on clustering and OPS and what came to be called RAC.
In fact he is ball-less mother fucker adds to the trouble of this
newsgroup;
he claims to be an expert in Network Appliance Filers; and attacked
the very same people who started the Oracle expertise in both
EMC and NTAP; he attacks the person who fucked his mother
in the ass while he snooped around. In fact he actually licked her
damn wounds. Ain't that amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing?!

Now the final word OracleXg = Oracle10g and it DOES
stands for eXtreme Garbage; as far as I am concerned: Oracle
stopped to be a viable shit store since Oracle 8 and before
idiots and mother's fuckers started adding crappy code to
it; in fact Oracle 7.3 with rollback segments removed and
locked free space management implemented and
the shit of IOT tables removed is the Oracle I run.

Now of course here comes a lawyer, a chemist and few other
ass holes who are certified ass lickers and start claiming
they know locking, RAC, clustering,................. my suggestion
dump your own ass hole in a pool of dicks - look yourself
in the mirror and SPIT - because it is first a shame to
watch your mother being fucked! and while you watch
ein't Daniel?

gazzag wrote:
> Barry wrote:
> > Just one more thing. If an acronym for "eXtreme Garbage" did exist,
> > your crystal ball would tell you it would be XE and not XG. That is
> > because an acronym is "A word formed from the initial parts of a name,
> > such as NATO, from North Atlantic Treaty Organisation, or Commintern,
> > from Communist International."
> > Barry Bulsara
>
> The acronym would be EG, surely?

xg@oraclexg.com wrote:
> Apardon me folks, but I thing it would be "DA mother' fuckin' Ass" =
> "Xg";
> of course
> Daniel Morgan's mother fuckin' Ass; In fact I am not so sure it now
> just
> an ass; I think it more of a shit dump.
>
> Ever since Daniel Morgan started posting to this group; and flames are
> flying everywhere; first attacking Oracle employees who actually wrote
> half the features he is claiming to be an Expert in. The very same
> employees
> who worked on clustering and OPS and what came to be called RAC.
> In fact he is ball-less mother fucker adds to the trouble of this
> newsgroup;
> he claims to be an expert in Network Appliance Filers; and attacked
> the very same people who started the Oracle expertise in both
> EMC and NTAP; he attacks the person who fucked his mother
> in the ass while he snooped around. In fact he actually licked her
> damn wounds. Ain't that amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing?!
>
> Now the final word OracleXg = Oracle10g and it DOES
> stands for eXtreme Garbage; as far as I am concerned: Oracle
> stopped to be a viable shit store since Oracle 8 and before
> idiots and mother's fuckers started adding crappy code to
> it; in fact Oracle 7.3 with rollback segments removed and
> locked free space management implemented and
> the shit of IOT tables removed is the Oracle I run.
>
> Now of course here comes a lawyer, a chemist and few other
> ass holes who are certified ass lickers and start claiming
> they know locking, RAC, clustering,................. my suggestion
> dump your own ass hole in a pool of dicks - look yourself
> in the mirror and SPIT - because it is first a shame to
> watch your mother being fucked! and while you watch
> ein't Daniel?

Perhaps this will help: http://www.tourettes-disorder.com

And have a nice day.
--
Daniel A. Morgan
University of Washington
damorgan@x.washington.edu
(replace x with u to respond)
Puget Sound Oracle Users Group
www.psoug.org