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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Ronald Cole [mailto:ronald@forte-intl.com]
> Sent: Friday, October 01, 2004 1:53 AM
> To: informix-list@iiug.org
> Subject: Re: no working ISA on RHEL3?
>
> Ronald Cole <ronald@forte-intl.com> writes:
> > Can someone in the know tell me when IBM expects to have a working
ISA
> > in their IDS 9.40.UC4 J/Foundation? The jre1.2.2 included still
> > doesn't run under RHEL3 (loader complains about a missing function
in
> > a library) and it refuses to install with the IBM 1.4.2 JVM that
comes
> > on the RHEL3 extras CD.
> >
> > I'm really not looking forward to calling it in and having to wait
> > seven months for someone to get around to fixing it. Please tell me
> > someone has some hack to get it to work with java-1.4.2-ibm-1.4.2.0-
> 1jpp_8rh.
>
> Well, it looks like UC5 is finally up on Passport Advantage, but after
> clicking through the "I Agree", it's isn't to be found amongst the
> 24 9.40's there to download!!
>
> So, just how many cretinous chimps has IBM hired to manage and run
> Passport Advantage, anyway?

I thought you guys would have heard: IBM fired the cretinous chimps last
year when they tried to unionize. They were replaced with half as many
mildly retarded howler monkeys. Admittedly, the howler monkeys aren't
very good at their jobs, but Big Blue is saving a fortune. The howler
monkeys have no union and they work for Purina Monkey Chow.

--EEM

Note: Purina really does make Monkey Chow. Ick.

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