Can someone tell me whether Wombats live only in Australia,
or also on other continents?

Apart from zoos, of course.

We all know that Wombats are to be found in Zoos.

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On 28 Nov 2006 01:00:01 GMT, wombat@fancier.net wrote:

>Can someone tell me whether Wombats live only in Australia,
>or also on other continents?
>
>Apart from zoos, of course.
>
>We all know that Wombats are to be found in Zoos.
>
>8

god damned lies.

Chester C Wombat, Minister of Parliament for Manitoba (labor party,
1807-1742) was often seen merrily strumming a banjo at interstellar
toothbrush-sharpening kiosks by the curious, but it is said he was
only visible if viewed through a piece of yellow-tinted glass, like a
beer bottle. Thrown up by mighty tectonic movements deep in the
Atlantic ocean, Wombat hurled himself free from the ocean's mighty
deeps by sheer force of will and immediately burrowed beneath the
earth's surface in order to nuzzle for roots and to protect himself
from predatory pterodactyls. Although known for his piquant,
quizzical grin, he was deported from England to Canada for goosing the
Queen.

As far as I know, he never even WENT to fucking Australia, let alone a
zoo, you dolt.


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On Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:51:31 -0800, Zapanaz
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:

>On 28 Nov 2006 01:00:01 GMT, wombat@fancier.net wrote:
>
>>Can someone tell me whether Wombats live only in Australia,
>>or also on other continents?
>>
>>Apart from zoos, of course.
>>
>>We all know that Wombats are to be found in Zoos.
>>
>>8
>
>god damned lies.
>
>Chester C Wombat, Minister of Parliament for Manitoba (labor party,
>1807-1742) was often seen merrily strumming a banjo at interstellar
>toothbrush-sharpening kiosks by the curious, but it is said he was
>only visible if viewed through a piece of yellow-tinted glass, like a
>beer bottle. Thrown up by mighty tectonic movements deep in the
>Atlantic ocean, Wombat hurled himself free from the ocean's mighty
>deeps by sheer force of will and immediately burrowed beneath the
>earth's surface in order to nuzzle for roots and to protect himself
>from predatory pterodactyls. Although known for his piquant,
>quizzical grin, he was deported from England to Canada for goosing the
>Queen.
>
>As far as I know, he never even WENT to fucking Australia, let alone a
>zoo, you dolt.

Only known photograph of Chester C Wombat

http://tinyurl.com/y9m3w5

Taken, oddly enough, 130 years before the invention of the camera.


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